One of our founding members shares his love hate of the TT Races.

*WARNING*

Contains strong language, you have been warned!

Each and every June
Of each and every year
My normal life is shattered
By motorbikes and beer.

All over facebook
The TT Bells do chime
‘Come party everbody,
Its fucking TT Time’

I may stand alone
In my hate of all this shit,
But I don’t like you TT
Not One God Damn Fucking Bit

I don’t like your shitty beers
Or your cheap white plastic tents,
Or the way you rip off tourists
With your shitty fucking rents.

Or the way that all the wankers
Seem to crawl out from the wood
Make us all look like dickheads
Like we’re from some shitty hood.

I don’t like the fucking funfair
With its shitty fucking rides,
And the fact you pay five quid
Just to risk your fucking life.

But I really hate the bikers
Who put my life at risk,
By pretending to be racers
When really their just dicks!

Your riding aint that great
And your leathers aren’t that cool,
You’re not some sacred cult
It’s much more like a band of fools.

So next time you think of TT
And the wait just seems too long
Thank god we’re nearly halfway
And it’s nearly fucking gone.